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The Signs as Female Literary Icons

  • Aries: Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)
  • Taurus: Neely O'Hara (Valley of the Dolls)
  • Gemini: Celie (The Color Purple)
  • Cancer: Jean Brodie (The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie)
  • Leo: Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)
  • Virgo: Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
  • Libra: Daisy Buchanan (The Great Gatsby)
  • Scorpio: Amy Elliott Dunne (Gone Girl)
  • Sagittarius: Éowyn of Rohan (The Lord of the Rings)
  • Capricorn: Lisbeth Salander (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)
  • Aquarius: Melba Beals (Warriors Don't Cry)
  • Pisces: Franny Glass (Franny and Zooey)
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How the Signs Text

  • Aries: Doesn't respond for days, or uses too many exclamation marks
  • Taurus: Takes two hours to respond, probably only to ask if you're free for dinner
  • Gemini: Uses 15 texts instead of one long one
  • Cancer: The novel texter
  • Leo: Doesn't text, uses snapchat as a thinly veiled excuse to take hella selfies
  • Virgo: The pragmatic texter, sees technology as a necessary evil. Will probably respond to your text with a call.
  • Libra: Fluent in group chat
  • Scorpio: leaves their read receipts on just to see how crazy it drives their crush/S.O.
  • Sagittarius: Still probably uses T9 or prefers to communicate via facebook
  • Capricorn: Uses gmail instead.
  • Aquarius: Sends you a lot of links to news articles that are a pain to open on your phone
  • Pisces: SO MANY EMOJIS
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